The baconista blog is good for you.

Well, for the most part anyway... The Gematriculator determines how good or evil a website is by searching for different patterns in text. The baconista blog is 76% good (as compared to ILWTR’s measly 60%) and only a mere 24% evil. But could you truly enjoy anything if it weren't just a teeny bit evil? The site says:

“Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God’s watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.”

So basically, God wants you to eat bacon.