“Bacon is wonderful and would never hurt you. Bacon loves you.”

Blogger and Mystery Science Theater 3000 star MIchael J. Nelson is taking his bacon-love to a whole new level. He has vowed to eat a strictly bacon diet (and only regular bacon—no canadian bacon, turkey bacon or tofacon) for the entire month of February. I couldn't think of a more appropriate month to proclaim your love—that's dedication! You can follow his progress on his blog, blog.rifftrax.com