“Fuck you, you pig!”

...is what Anthony Pisani of Somerville, MA said to officer Michael Capasso when he tried to stop Pisani from attacking employees of The Hill Tavern. It all started when Pisani barged into the tavern’s kitchen and began eating their bacon! His pamphagous appetite led to charges of disorderly conduct, assault and battery, and resisting arrest. These filthy drunks and wife beaters are making bacon-lovers look bad.