1/30/09

BACON VERY IMPORTANT...

According to the Smoking Gun, Metallica’s tour rider specifies that “BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE AT EVERY MEAL AND DURING THE DAY.” This is emphasized with all caps, asterisks and repeated three times throughout the document. Someone in the band is very serious about their bacon intake! Oddly, the fact that there are 6 strict vegetarians on their crew isn't called out in nearly as bold a manner. 

I think I'm going to start demanding bacon be present everywhere I go. 

1 comment:

  1. Why did I not think of this? There must be bacon!

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