WWBD?

With the holidays fast approaching, one might reflect upon the birth of Christ. And with so many decisions to be made one might think, what would Jesus do? Well, years of Catholic school have successfully rid me of any such religious inclination. A more appropriate question for me would be: What would bacon do? For example, you're running around all day but you have a party to go to soon. Do you have time to take a shower? What would bacon do? Bacon would smell awesome. Now you know you have to get your ass in the shower. Thank you, bacon!