Renegade Bacon

Just a few examples of the meat-inspired goodies available at last weekend’s Renegade Craft Fair in SF. Who wouldn’t want to lay in bed with a fluffy bacon pillow by Sweet Meats? Or show your appreciation for your loved one’s love of bacon with a card from WilloToons. Thanks to Kelly for the pics!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

yummy, sinful bacon, i love you

Seduce Me

And this is the way to do it:

Seduced by Bacon by Joanna Pruess is filled with irresistible bacon recipes. Tempt your loved one with the come-hither smell of bacon this Valentine’s Day. You can see a few of the recipes here. Photographs by Liesa Cole are indeed seductive. Even shots of skillets and non-bacon ingredients look damn sexy.

“Bacon is wonderful and would never hurt you. Bacon loves you.”

Blogger and Mystery Science Theater 3000 star MIchael J. Nelson is taking his bacon-love to a whole new level. He has vowed to eat a strictly bacon diet (and only regular bacon—no canadian bacon, turkey bacon or tofacon) for the entire month of February. I couldn't think of a more appropriate month to proclaim your love—that's dedication! You can follow his progress on his blog, blog.rifftrax.com

Bacon is a Four Letter Word

Ah, Valentine’s Day. Cupid, heart-shaped boxes, and red roses all come to mind... Pretty lame. Guys, take note: there is no warmer, more sincere sentiment than “I love you even more than bacon.” That’s some serious L-O-V-E!

Why, NY??

Why is the west coast getting all the bacon donut love?? In LA, Nickel Diner’s Maple-glazed Bacon donuts are making news. And lucky SFers can get Maple-glazed Bacon Apple donuts at Dynamo Donuts. Why didn't someone take me there when I was in SF in November? (Yeah, I'm talking to you ILWTR!) Someone PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong—but it seems there are no bacon donuts in New York!

The Real Scent of Seduction

So it turns out that (despite the ridiculous prices on eBay) BK’s Flame isn't so sexy. In fact, it's downright stinky. I was told later that there actually is no bacon in the Whopper—which could be the problem. 

With Valentine’s Day right around the corner you might want to plan ahead. What can be more romantic than the scent of bacon?! Set the mood with these adorable BLT candles—well, just the bacon one will do. I mean, does lettuce really say "love" to you? Lettuce... really? It should be “Bacon = Love.” At least for me it does.

More bacon love...

I don't remember where I found this image but it speaks to what's in my heart (and my arteries).

True (Bacon) Love

Via whatevertheweather via a bunch of other blogs. I too am waiting for this kind of love.

The Scent of Seduction

Many of you know that I've never had a fast food burger before. So I don't know if this post is appropriate. Does the Whopper have bacon on it? 

If so, behold Flame by BK—the body spray that captures the essence of the famous burger. Visit the Flame-inspired Fire Meets Desire website and a deep voice (accompanied by porn-like music) coaxes you to "Come on baby, give it a spray." Each spray leads you to a new "romantic" scenario including this disturbing fire scene with the King himself—who oddly reminds me of a certain bearded ex-boyfriend. Hmm... no Flame for me thank you. 

Being Baconistic

Pretty funny Miller commercial. But a bit baconist, don't you think ladies? Much like this Wendy's commercial. Why do advertisers always assume bacon love is exclusive to men?? I may not be some fat dude frying things up shirtless—but my desire for bacon is no less enthusiastic.

The gift that keeps on giving...

Looking for the perfect holiday gift? Look no further—bacon of the month club! True, there are other of-the-month clubs one can indulge in... But flowers die. Fruits rot. Who wouldn't want a lovely bacon package delivered to their home each month? Check out bacon clubs from the Grateful Palate and the Pig Next Door.